Wednesday 30 November 2011

I will miss the moustaches

Ok, I've almost missed Movember. Shiiiit.
But there isn't much time to blog, there's a storm brewing (Mam wants to check her emails) also there is a hurricane soon to hit. I name it Hurricane Skunkydoo; cause Mam won't let me name the new cat Skunkydoo. We are currently debating between Sjakie (pr. Sha-Key) apparently this is Dutch, but then again so is Marjolein, who knows. I wanted Skunkydoo after our Kiwi relation's cat, but that's been wiped off the table most unceremoniously, so I now want Archie, as Archibald is a good strong name. And let's face it, it needs to be a good strong cat if it's going to live side by side with the force that is 'Flippy' (Mam named that cat)

So all this animal chat got us talking... (some more about animals)

Mam started it with talking 'bout the dog to Dad. The dog being a girl, a lovely little lady, named Belle.

(Funny story, our neighbour's dog is also called Belle, ha didn't think that one out, especially when up in the hill working with the sheep... but more on that.. never)

So, and I gotta be quick due to aforementioned stuf.
Mam talked about Belle: "I think he did a poo on his lead"
Me: "His?! She's a woman"
Mam: "Dogs are male and cats female"
(and this carried on)
Mam: "Horses are male and cows female"
(to full circle)
Mam: "Dogs are male and cats female"
Me: "But not in this house? What about other animals? Rats male and mice female?"
Mam: "Yah" (I don't think she heard me but I'm adding this in for comedy value)
Me: "And guinea pigs are all male till one of them ends up pregnant?"
(this guinea pig reference relates to a hilarious period in the Robertson house hold when.they.kept.breeding.)
Mam: "HA HA HA they are hermaphrodites!"


Or something like that. To be honest, November has been a pretty busy and super exciting month. None of which I have told you, but you don't want to read about that. But I will make you anyway. IIIIIIIII went to London, did work experience for Avalon, had our Shetland Improv group's first performance and started filming my new film for Maddrim... it's all exciting but none of it is about animal genders and so therefore, for tonight, has been put on a back burner (Also Ipod is still sitting, waiting patiently, to be turned on.)

Well, as I said, I better go, and I should probably stop typing before I type even more brackets and cause you're eyes to convex to infinity. WHA>!!!1