So I've been absent (start of every blog post I write ever) for a while.
I've been meaning to get back to Blogging to write to you all about the most amazing two months I had in Australia and New Zealand, playing in the Tattoo, travelling solo, meeting old friends and family and making new ones and seeing and experiencing some of the most gorgeous nature I could ever imagine. I thought I'll write about it to you all in a series of posts, detailing a different chapter of my travels each time.
But instead tonight I'm just going to share with you my email from that time I got drunk and applied to Take Me Out.
So here it is:
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Dear Paddy
Hello and a Happy New Year, thanks for the great show you make.
I am sorry I haven't filled out the correct application form. I couldn't get it to work on my computer. So I thought I would just write to you about myself.
I am a 26 year old, single female from Shetland. I find your show very entertaining, I like it a lot. I used to wonder why it wasn't a woman coming down the lift and men controlling the lights. But then I stopped. It wouldn't work, men would keep their lights on and we'd never get to here 'all by myself'. I am friendly, outgoing and not that fussy I think.
Also I do not know where Fernandos is. I believe perhaps you made it up, yet I've seen it on the telly on your show. Originally it was just a bar. Now it's an island. Did it appear from the sea. Could you say it's an Atlantis of sorts or it is Kavos. I would like to go there. WIth a man.
I really would like to be on your show and get to look at lots of men. I'm just sitting here in Shetland and what men are available are also my blood relatives.
I hope this email finds you well.
Kind regards
Marjolein Robertson
P.S Please find an attached picture of myself. This may be copyrighted I don't know who took it.
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| FUTURE NOTE FROM 16/07/16 - I think it's Dale Smith |
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So I was never accepted.
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