Tuesday, 3 October 2017

Imagine this film...



Picture this:

Ok, so Will Smith is a cop, I was thinking it was in LA. Wherever he is, he lives with his family in a dodgy neighbourhood. Right next to a gang. And he has hilarious banter with them like, one time, when killing fairies in his garden:

The gang's all like "That's not allowed!" 
and Will is all "Today it is"
as he pounds the fairy with a broom.


Anyway, on his cop duties, for better integration of different folks within the force Will Smith is paired with a Goblin. To be a shining example for all creatures.


I know what you're thinking: 
it's a lot like Zootropolis/Zootopia. 



But bare with it because, during a police shift, Will and the Goblin go and do police work in places like Elf Land and Pixie Place. In one of these quarters they find this misfit girl, probably some kind of Fairie, and she has this extremely powerful Magic Wand. It can grant wishes. (Queue scene with hilarious banter on what they'd wish for). Anyway, some evil pixies and elves want it. So there's a lot of car chase sequences, including a Skoda or something. Then they have to work as an unlikely cop duo to save the girl and secure the wand.


So it's Lord Of The Rings meets 21 Jump Street meets Fifth Element and then meets every Will Smith film ever except Pursuit of Happyness.


Do you want to see that film?



BECAUSE IT EXISTS:




Do you believe it now?


NOTE TO READER:

I had watched this trailer a few days ago. Then forgot about it. Then remembered it. Then wasn't sure if it was real or one of the best dreams I've ever had after recounting it to folk. So I said what I remembered before rewatching it. Sorry if some is not clear. But then what is clear here? What is clear?


1 comment:

  1. At first I thought you were drunk. Now I realize it's Netflix that's drunk.

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